Krystalev creams biography

Their creative union has about two decades. Where and how exactly they met - "do not prick." According to one version, they met, running away from gopniks. According to another, even more delusional, creams pulled out a sinking Khrustalev from the Neva. But in fact, they met in a kindergarten at the Liker-Vodnoye Plant, in the distant post-war years. Even then, in the "garden" creams realized that he wanted to work with Rita Mitrofanova.

Needless to say that for the sake of working at Maximum, the guys put every effort, and subjected themselves to painful procedures for liposuction, acupuncture, hair removal, facing facial, and coloring. They have no names, only surnames. However, this is not the only thing they do not have .... Perhaps they forgot their names, or maybe they did not try to remember.

Khrustalev calls Kremova nothing more than the Monk. Khrustalev itself is completely addressed by interjections: “M-mm ...”, “Uh .. Therefore, it is easier for you to remember them as“ cream and crunch ”. The exact age is also unknown. In appearance - healthy men in the prime of life! However, moving from St. Petersburg to Moscow was given to them, frankly, it is not easy.

Creams and Khrustalev have one directing and acting education for two. These two are also often divided in half in half. And this despite the fact that neither one nor the second by friends call themselves. The creative tandem rests on pure commerce, money and the desire to become famous. There is no talk of any personal affection, friendship and friendship. This is the story of colleagues and associates, whose communication is based on business, against the background of business and in the name of business!

There is little known about them, and what is known to be questioned. But there is also a certain information. And this “for certain” is intended specifically for the female part of the population of the Russian Federation: “cream and crunch” of men are free and unmarried.

In a word, ordinary "divorces", which in our country are already in abundance. Hr-Rust Khrustalev is pleasant in all respects. He manages to combine a sense of humor, mind and some kind of sexuality. His pride is a mobile phone for rubles! Frequent guest of noisy parties and football matches. Permanent visitor to stripper clubs and casinos. Once again, he will not refuse the party in billiards.

Looking for adventures, lies with money and prefers a rampant lifestyle. Cryst is a connoisseur of female beauty. I never knew problems with girls. However, with men too. Khrustalev has long been fond of boxing. Kr-Rom creams is a serious and confident person. The wit, educated, erudite, well -read, heard, seen, knowledgeable. Creams are a creative, scoring inspiration from Shakespeare's works.

At one time, the music of Schnittke and Berlioz had a very serious influence on Kremova. The life of the cream flows between the two "fetishes". He loves, everything related to the history of the collapse of the Third Reich. Creams are inquisitive, interested in history. Also loves green tea and consumes it 24 hours a day. Because of this, colleagues called him the "Chinese eye."